THE Eccentric Party of Great Britain and its leader, Lord Toby Jug, will be launching the campaign of Uxbridge and South Ruislip Parliamentary candidate Crucial Chris Dowling in Uxbridge on Monday.

The Eccentric Party will campaign on the issue of a cost effective Virtual Parliament, where all parliamentary business will be held online.

This, it says, will remove the need for MPs to attend the House of Commons and also save on their expenses.

The Houses of Parliament will, instead, be used as a tourist attraction, says the party, incorporating a hotel and a leisure and entertainment complex, with free accommodation for the homeless.

All money saved will be distributed to other needy causes in the country.

Eccentric Party leader Lord Toby Jug claimed: “It'll be an Eccentric Party landslide in Uxbridge and South Ruislip on May 7.

“Roll over Boris Johnson, we're the real Eccentrics. We dance to the beat of a different drum."

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