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Invitation to join the elite

5:10pm Thursday 2nd April 2009

The Weatherman considers an invitation to join Mensa while knocking the final nails into his home-made garden table and chairs...

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Causes of irritation

5:00pm Thursday 26th March 2009

The Weatherman lets off some steam as his phone starts to ring for the umpeenth time... was it really necessary to send him that press release?

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The official start of summer

9:50am Thursday 19th March 2009

The Weatherman takes pleasure in the official arrival of summer and looks forward to brighter days, cool drinks and driving around with the window down. If only he didn't keep receiving these pointless press releases...

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What a pain at the party

11:09am Thursday 12th March 2009

The Weatherman is nursing a sore thumb after an accident at a 1980s-themed party - clearly time travel is a dangerous thing. However, he's far from impressed with the latest 21st Century craze... just what is all this twittering about?

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Back to the 80s

4:37pm Thursday 5th March 2009

The Weatherman is going to a 1980s party... Should he choose his costume from the grimy punk era or the boom years? just so long as it's not too outrageous...

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Quashed at the quiz

9:36am Friday 20th February 2009

The Weatherman decides to take part in a pub quiz. It was a breeze... until the questions started.

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Sense gets lost in the snow

11:26am Thursday 5th February 2009

The Weatherman tries to act bemused as grown men revert to child-like behaviour at the sight of snow... oh what the heck, let's play snowballs!

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How to break a hammer

4:28pm Thursday 29th January 2009

The Weatherman reports on the latest developments in his carpentry project and is shocked to discover that wood is capable of breaking metal...

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Wigs and woodwork

9:31am Thursday 22nd January 2009

The Weatherman shares some curious insights into the workings of the legal system and the art of furniture making.

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Dinner fit for a duke

9:59am Thursday 22nd January 2009

The Weatherman rolls up his sleeves, opens the recipe book and cooks up a classic dish - pity there wasn't enough for us in the office to have a taste...

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